The hauler pilot docks on a whore station, slaps 1000 credits into the machine and tells the madam that he wants the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich. The madam of the station looks at the money and tells him: "For 1000 credits you could have the most beautiful girl in here!". The hauler pilot looks back at her and says: "Hey look sweetheart, I'm not horny, I'm home sick.".
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